THE GREEN HORNET (2011) -- not seen yet
This project was stuck in development hell forever. At one point it
was going to be Kevin Smith's big chance to prove he could direct a serious
mainstream blockbuster. (Kevin got cold feet and realized he probably
would not end up proving anything of the kind.) Years later, the end
result of all that foofaraw is... a Seth Rogen comedy. Apparently the
idea of a guy who drives around in a gun-equipped car is too weird to make
a serious movie about... that's reserved for guys who dress as bats or who
turn green and bloated when you hit them.
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